Me: Mom, what do you do when you suck at life?
Mom: Fake it...that's what I do.
Me: WHAT?! Really, what is the point of coming to you, someone older and wiser if all you tell me do to is "fake it"? Being wiser is one of the few perks of getting older.
Mom: I've been faking it for years.
Me:And you know perfectly well I double suck at faking it; my eyes give me away. They get all darty like a panicked fish.
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